Here are a few funny quotes heard by local businesses and guides.

Locals: Try to hold your scoffing and take a moment to remember the last time you were out of your element!

“How do you make the sky so big?”
“At what elevation do deer turn into elk?”
“When do you let the wild animals out of their cages?”
“Look, Honey, a cow!”

On the River:

“Are the rocks moving or us?”
“Where are the tracks to attach the rafts?”
“Are we going to get wet?”
“Where does the river loop back around?”
“Do we have to paddle?”

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